Archive for June, 2007

There are silver linings all around for the boys of Bachman-Turner Cannonball. First and foremost, Dano’s cast is off and he’s back on the training trail. That’s huge. What in May looked like the end of BTC, today looks like a rallying cry for those that doubt the average joes.

Dano’s deep french Canadian heritage surely helped in the healing process as his daily intake was increased to 3 portions of poutine through his bone-mending phase. Now that his arm is good to go it’s time for rehab. And in Acadia… that means tourtierre. Dano recently made a trip to summon the healing powers of his birthground as documented in “The Chronicles of Sarnia.” There’s powerful magic there. That’s what Dano told reporters. I believe him. His arm is fixed. All he has to do is wear a wrist guard, an elbow guard, and for some inexplicable reason, a helmet with his name on it!?

Here’s a cut-take of the boys working hard for your dollars. CD’s are onsale now through the boys of BTC:

Sound like brilliance to you?
Well, there’s a whole 4.5 minutes of genious awaiting BTC devotees. And beyond that, there’s a kick-pants after-race party afterwards. All you need to get in is a copy of that lucsious CD. You can buy one at : www.bachmanturnercannonball.info. Beer Team Canada suggests that you do so. Put your dollars behind average joes for a change… and party with them afterwards. Pretty good deal for $20.